Sep 10 2009
Riesenbandbreite in der Hose
Ja, es geht genau um das, was ihr gerade denkt. Folgendes Juwel fand ich justament im Heise-Forum:
1. Eine Menschliche Zelle enthält 75 MB an genetischer Information
2. Ein einzelnes Spermium enthält derer 37,5 MB
3. In einem Milliliter Sperma sind etwa 100 Million Spermien
4. Bei einer Ejakulation treten etwa 2,25 ml Sperma in 5 Sekunden aus
Daraus kann man nun ganz einfach die Bandbreite eines Penis
errechnen!
(37 500 000 Byte je Spermium × 100 000 000 Spermien je ml × 2,25 ml) / 5 Sekunden = 1 687 500 000 000 000 Byte pro Sekunde
Das sind fast 1700 Terabyte pro Sekunde!
Sep 5 2009
Wie man ein Volk belügt – UK
Können die da auch gut (Slashdot):
“The British government’s official figures on the level of illegal file sharing in the UK come from questionable research commissioned by the music industry. The Radio 4 show named ‘More or Less’ examined the government’s claim that 7m people in Britain are engaged in illegal file sharing. The 7m figure actually came from a report written about music industry losses for Forrester subsidiary Jupiter Research. The report was privately commissioned by none other than the UK’s music trade body, the BPI. The 7m figure had been rounded up from an actual figure of 6.7m, gleaned from a 2008 survey of 1,176 net-connected households, 11.6% of which admitted to having used file-sharing software — in other words, only 136 people. That 11.6% was adjusted upwards to 16.3% ‘to reflect the assumption that fewer people admit to file sharing than actually do it.’ The 6.7m figure was then calculated based on an estimated number of internet users that disagreed with the government’s own estimate. The wholly unsubstantiated 7m figure was then released as an official statistic.”
Mar 21 2009
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Provokes Bomb Scare
Slashdot berichtet:
Bomb disposal teams were called in and a nearby pub evacuated after water company engineers mistook a Monty Python film prop for a hand grenade. After nearly an hour of examination by bomb experts, they counted to three. No more. No less. Three was the number they counted, and the number they counted was three. Four they did not count, nor two, except to proceed to three. Five was right out. Once the number three had been reached, being the third number, they declared that the grenade was actually a copy of the “Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch” used in the film Monty Python And The Holy Grail. A police spokeswoman confirmed that the device was a toy and that it had been no danger to the public.
Mar 5 2009
Endlich da: das Monty Python Allround Wohlfühl Paket
Nämlich:
Monty Python Toy Vault Mini Plush Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
uuuuund: Monty Python Cow Catapult Deluxe Set
Damit is’ eigentlich alles da was man braucht, oder?
Nov 19 2008
Angriff ist die beste …
aber nun zu etwas komplett anderem:
Monty Python’s eigener YouTube-Channel, damit man endlich den Scheiß in hoher Qualität angucken kann, sowie ausführlich den Ausführungen der ausführenden Schauspieler lauschen kann.
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